There once was an old hag named Becky
she was mean and hateful to all
everyone ran and hid from miss grumpy
because if you stayed around, you'd trip and you'd fall.
she wore makeup that made her look orange and lumpy
and her grammar was so bad, she never used the right form of y'all
she made everything look so gloom and glumpy,
so because of this she never even received a call.
Becky was always oh so slumpy,
and this is why Becky was hated by all.
she was mean and hateful to all
everyone ran and hid from miss grumpy
because if you stayed around, you'd trip and you'd fall.
she wore makeup that made her look orange and lumpy
and her grammar was so bad, she never used the right form of y'all
she made everything look so gloom and glumpy,
so because of this she never even received a call.
Becky was always oh so slumpy,
and this is why Becky was hated by all.