Once there was a man named Zack
Who had everything even a big rack
Zack had very skinny legs
This man liked to drink from kegs
He enjoyed getting drunk
Because this man was a punk
He was not a Chevy man
Instead he was a Jeep fan
But when got pulled by a Dodge
He never again left his lodge
Who had everything even a big rack
Zack had very skinny legs
This man liked to drink from kegs
He enjoyed getting drunk
Because this man was a punk
He was not a Chevy man
Instead he was a Jeep fan
But when got pulled by a Dodge
He never again left his lodge