There once was a fellow named John Mason
His favorite thing on Earth was racin'
He had five cars and two motorcycles
He treated his garage like car cradles
John Mason's vehicles were his babies
They even helped him attract the ladies
He took care of them dearly with his life
John loved them more than he did his own wife
One evening his wife left and took his car
When he found out she did not make it far
His favorite thing on Earth was racin'
He had five cars and two motorcycles
He treated his garage like car cradles
John Mason's vehicles were his babies
They even helped him attract the ladies
He took care of them dearly with his life
John loved them more than he did his own wife
One evening his wife left and took his car
When he found out she did not make it far