There once was a man named Jimmy John Duke.
He woke up one morning and had to puke.
So he headed over to the trash can.
There he found his cousin Dan the cool man.
He went to the store to get ginger ale.
He felt awful and he was really pale.
When he got home it was near three thirty.
And Dan the cool man made the house dirty.
So he had to clean and got really mean.
And that's how Jimmy John Duke became lean.
He woke up one morning and had to puke.
So he headed over to the trash can.
There he found his cousin Dan the cool man.
He went to the store to get ginger ale.
He felt awful and he was really pale.
When he got home it was near three thirty.
And Dan the cool man made the house dirty.
So he had to clean and got really mean.
And that's how Jimmy John Duke became lean.