There once was a big, tall man named John Barts.
He tripped over a log, and rolled down Mini Ball Hill
Big John Bart was know for his loud, smelly farts.
Nobody ever knew why John loved to lick nickel steel.
He did have a huge interest in fast moving go karts..
Some people even say Big John was born to kill.
His mother said when he was just'a youngin' he had an obsession with Darts.
Some say his favorite meal was a big greasy, slimy eel.
His followers say he was a man interested in liberal arts.
One day Big John Barts life ended when his head hit the steering wheel.
He tripped over a log, and rolled down Mini Ball Hill
Big John Bart was know for his loud, smelly farts.
Nobody ever knew why John loved to lick nickel steel.
He did have a huge interest in fast moving go karts..
Some people even say Big John was born to kill.
His mother said when he was just'a youngin' he had an obsession with Darts.
Some say his favorite meal was a big greasy, slimy eel.
His followers say he was a man interested in liberal arts.
One day Big John Barts life ended when his head hit the steering wheel.